Wednesday, October 10, 2012

estoy en mi nueva oficina virtual (léase: ampm). en la mesa de enfrente un par de chicas discuten qué le van a decir a chico equis. hace unos minutos llamaron a chico equis para citarlo porque tenían "algo muy importante que decirle" y "no sabían cómo lo iba a tomar". después de la llamada, la chica morena le dice a la güera que NO le quiere decir al chico equis que está embarazada, ahora qué le van a decir porque el chico no es tonto. revisan si se le nota la pancita. claro que se le nota, desde aquí se la veo. el chico viene en camino, esperaré a ver qué le dicen.
WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE
TO BE DEAD FOR     YEARS ?

 
                 
IT'S LIKE SPENDING A WEEKEND
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

 
                 
HEY, DON'T BOTHER TO HELP.
IT'S A LIGHT CAR.

 
                 
WERE YOU SCARED ?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD ?

 
                 
DO I BELIEVE IN GOD ?

 
                 
[ Panting ]  I'M WHAT
YOU CALL A TELE-OLOGICAL
EXISTENTIAL ATHEIST.

 
                 
I BELIEVE THAT THERE'S AN
INTELLIGENCE TO THE UNIVERSE...

 
                 
WITH THE EXCEPTION
OF CERTAIN PARTS OF NEW JERSEY.

 
                 
WHY IS IT I NEVER UNDERSTAND

POLITICAL SOLUTIONS DON'T WORK.
I TOLD YOU THAT.

  
                 
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO'S UP THERE.
THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE.

  
                 
THE POLITICAL MEN--
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT FOR ?

  
                 
I THINK
YOU REALLY LOVE ME.

  
                 
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.

  
                 
THIS IS WHAT--
THIS IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

  
                 
AND YOU LOVE ME.  I KNOW THAT.
AND I DON'T BLAME YOU, HONEY.

  
                 
YOU KNOW, I-- I-- I--
AND I'M NOT KNOCKING ERNO.

  
                 
HE'S GREAT
IF YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE...

  
                 
A TALL, BLONDE PRUSSIAN,
NORDIC, ARYAN NAZI TYPE.

  
                 
BUT, MILES, MEANINGFUL
RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN
MEN AND WOMEN DON'T LAST.

  
                 
THAT WAS PROVEN
BY SCIENCE.

  
                 
YOU SEE, THERE'S
A CHEMICAL IN OUR BODIES...

  
                 
THAT MAKES IT ALL SO THAT
WE ALL GET ON EACH OTHER'S
NERVES SOONER OR LATER.

  
                 
HEY, THAT'S SCIENCE.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE.

  
                 
YOU KNOW, SCIENCE IS
AN INTELLECTUAL DEAD END.

  
                 
YOU KNOW, IT'S A LOT
OF GUYS IN TWEED SUITS
CUTTING UP FROGS...

  
                 
ON FOUNDATION GRANTS AND--

  
                 
OH, I SEE.  YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN SCIENCE.

  
                 
AND YOU ALSO DON'T BELIEVE
THAT THE POLITICAL
SYSTEMS WORK.

  
                 
AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD, HUH ?
RIGHT.

  
                 
SO THEN,
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN ?

  
                 
SEX AND DEATH.



WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?